Married... with Children (TV Series)

Peggy Made a Little Lamb (1990)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Family TV hour, Buck! Now, let's see what's on TV. Hey, here's a good show for you, Peg. "Goober."

  [reads slower] 

  Al Bundy : "Gooooober Goooes To Tooown." Go ahead, Peg. You try to read the rest.

  [everyone laughs] 

  Bud Bundy : How about this one? How about some math, Mom?

  [holds up one finger] 

  Bud Bundy : How many fingers am I holding up?

  [everyone laughs] 

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, yeah, Mom. Answer this one.

  [is unable to think of anything] 

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, well, it doesn't matter. At least I'm not the stupidest.

  Al Bundy : Kids, come with me. I want to show you something. It's the only one of its kind in the house. My high school diploma.

  Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : Ooooh!

  Al Bundy : Kelly, pretty soon you'll have one. Then, Bud, you'll have one. And then, well, that's all.

  [everyone laughs] 

  Al Bundy : Oh, wait a minute. That's not fair. Buck graduated obedience school. See? Here's his diploma. So, see, Peg, you're kind of... fifth smartest.

  Peggy Bundy : I am not dumber than the dog!

  Al Bundy : Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see about that. Buck, get off the couch.

  [Buck leaps off the couch] 

  Al Bundy : When was the last time you did that, Peg?

• [Peggy is trying to find out why she didn't graduate] 

  Peggy Bundy : Okay. I see the problem. It seems that I failed one stupid, useless class in my senior year.

  Bud Bundy : What did you fail, Mom?

  Peggy Bundy : Home Economics.

• Peggy Bundy : Hi, Buck. "Dumber than the dog." Ha.

  [looks at the TV guide] 

  Peggy Bundy : Let's see. What channel is Wheel of Fortune on?

  Buck the Dog : [sighs]  It's 7. Just like yesterday and the day before.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, it's 7. I thought it was 7.

  Buck the Dog : Yeah, right.

• Al Bundy : Anything for dinner, Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : Get a wife.

• [after Bud is caught spying on Marcy] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Peggy!

  Peggy Bundy : Bud, you must be punished. No school for you tomorrow, young man.

  [Bud lowers his head and walks upstairs, depressed] 

  Peggy Bundy : He'll learn. He'll learn.

  Marcy Rhoades : [sarcastically]  Well, I didn't mean to get him in this much trouble.