Married... with Children (TV Series)
Pilot (1987)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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[first lines]
[Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck]
Kelly Bundy : Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!
Bud Bundy : Die, commie bimbo!
Peggy Bundy : Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.
Bud Bundy : What's that, Mom?
Peggy Bundy : You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the effect it had on Grandma? nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?
Bud Bundy : Sure, Mom.
[a horn honks from outside]
Peggy Bundy : Now, go to school.
Kelly Bundy : [to Bud as they walk out] I *hate* you!
Bud Bundy : Good!