Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)

Richard Paul: The Sheriff

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Someone tried to kill us in our room.

  The Sheriff : Oh, yeah. Must've been the guy who does that every five years.

  Peggy Bundy : That wasn't in the brochure, Al.

• The Sheriff : The storm washed the bridge out. That means the killer is stuck right here with us. Got him right where I want him. Well, might as well go back to bed now. Oh, if you folks see him again, just holler. I'll... try and find you.

  [the sheriff leaves] 

  Al Bundy : There goes the only man in town who can save us from the killer.

  [beat] 

  Al Bundy : We're dead.

• [Al has knocked out the killer. The townspeople are shocked after seeing who he is] 

  The Sheriff : Do you know who this man is, Bundy?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, he's the killer.

  The Sheriff : Yes, but he's also... The man who met Andy Griffith!