Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Who could've cut our tires?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, well, let's see. Who do we know that's insane and has a sharp object?

  Kelly Bundy : Grandma?

• Kelly Bundy : Uh, Dad?

  Al Bundy : Oh, what?

  Kelly Bundy : There's a phone behind you. You might want to share this with the police. I mean, just tell them that we're in this dump, and if you have the time, why don't you tell them that THERE'S A KILLER UPSTAIRS!

• Peggy Bundy : Well, maybe this is just one of those mystery weekends.

  Bud Bundy : It was no mystery, Mom. Dad was just too cheap to take us someplace nice, and we're going to be butchered.

  Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.

  Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Dad.

• [Al, Kelly, and Bud get ready to leave] 

  Kelly Bundy : Uh, Dad. I think we're missing something.

  Al Bundy : Well, leave it here. We'll have them send it to us.

  Kelly Bundy : It's Mom, Dad.

  Al Bundy : [pauses]  Oh, yeah. I was wondering why *I* was carrying the bags. Where'd she go?

  [a terrified Peggy is seen in another room, tied up, with a gag in her mouth, and the shadow of a man holding an axe is seen near her]