Married... with Children (TV Series)

Psychic Avengers (1992)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Al : Jefferson, do you have 79 cents?

  Jefferson : Why? You're paying off the house?

• Jefferson : Madam Inga has called up all the dark forces of Sweden against you.

  Al : What's going to happen? I wake up one morning owning a Volvo? Spend the rest of my life as a skier? Or worse, wake up one morning next to a tall Nordic beauty with big honkers?

  [sarcastically] 

  Al : OH, NO!

• Al : How are we doing?

  Bud Bundy : Well, everything is fine, except for the west side.

  Jefferson : [interrupting]  That's okay, because the west side is Madam Inga's turf, and you don't wanna mess with Madam Inga.

  Al : Damn Madam Inga and her army of psychic Swedes. I want the west side, I'll have the west side. I'll have all sides, inside, outside, east side, west side. Matter'o fact, I'll have a hamburger with a side of onion rings.