Married... with Children (TV Series)

Psychic Avengers (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : Jefferson, do you have 79 cents?

  Jefferson : Why? You're paying off the house?

• Jefferson : Madam Inga has called up all the dark forces of Sweden against you.

  Al : What's going to happen? I wake up one morning owning a Volvo? Spend the rest of my life as a skier? Or worse, wake up one morning next to a tall Nordic beauty with big honkers?

  [sarcastically] 

  Al : OH, NO!

• [last lines; the Bundys have been turned into chimpanzees] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, Al, once again you've enriched our lives. Thank your father, kids.

  Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Thanks, Dad!

  Al : Hey, we sent Inga all our money, and the curse should be lifted soon, if indeed there is such a thing as a curse!

  Bud Bundy : Dad, what if she never got the money?

  Al : Buck has never let us down before, he won't let us down now.

  [Buck enters, having been transformed into a man] 

  Al : How you doing, Buck? Did you send the money, boy?

  Buck the Man : Well, I had to use it for bail. No one bothered to tell me that when humans meet a girl, it's considered impolite to sniff her butt.

  Al : Damn dog.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I guess we're monkeys.

  Al : [sarcastic]  Yeah, *big* difference.

• Al : How are we doing?

  Bud Bundy : Well, everything is fine, except for the west side.

  Jefferson : [interrupting]  That's okay, because the west side is Madam Inga's turf, and you don't wanna mess with Madam Inga.

  Al : Damn Madam Inga and her army of psychic Swedes. I want the west side, I'll have the west side. I'll have all sides, inside, outside, east side, west side. Matter'o fact, I'll have a hamburger with a side of onion rings.