Married... with Children (TV Series)
Pump Fiction (1995)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : Hey, guys.
[carries in mounted movie camera marked 'Property of F Troop']
Kelly Bundy : Guess what we're doing down at the Larry Storch School of Acting?
Bud Bundy : Merging with the Sloppy White School of Acting?
Kelly Bundy : Oh, Bud, you're home. I didn't see your Big Wheels parked out in the driveway. Anyway, Larry gave us this great assignment. I get to make a movie.
Peggy Bundy : Hmm.
Bud Bundy : Do the words 'does Dallas' appear anywhere in the titles?
Kelly Bundy : Aren't you late for your nightly lurk around the newsstands or something?
[Bud worriedly checks his watch]
Kelly Bundy : Anyway, Larry says that it's as good to be behind as well as in front.
[Bud scowls disapprovingly at her]
Kelly Bundy : Of the *camera*! But I can't start my movie until I have an idea. Hey, Daddy, do you know anything?
Al Bundy : I know that Luke Ventura is in Shoe News and I'm not. I should be there and he should be here being your Daddy.
Bud Bundy : There is no shot at that, is there, Mom?
[Peggy shakes her head]
Kelly Bundy : Come on, Daddy, you have to know something else.
Al Bundy : Pumpkin, I don't have *time* to know anything else. It's a full-time job just keeping the tears in my head!
Peggy Bundy : [to Bud] Now we're a two-job no-income family.
Kelly Bundy : I've gotta find an idea for my movie.
Al Bundy : Movie! That's it! That will get me into Shoe News! A movie about shoes!
Kelly Bundy : [straining her brain] If only I had an idea...
Al Bundy : [leaning against the movie camera] If only I had a camera!
Peggy Bundy : If only I had a hammer!