Married... with Children (TV Series)

Radio Free Trumaine (1995)

Timothy Elwell: Nikolai Pushkin

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : April, please choose me. Before I met you, a hot date was when one of my rubber women got her thigh stuck on a radiator.

  Nikolai Pushkin : In Chechnya, we cannot afford rubber woman. What I did was I draw happy face on an inner tube.

  Bud Bundy : Hey, I don't blame you. I've seen Russian women!

  [Nikolai rises from his chair and Bud follows suit only to face a hulking six-foot tall against his small frame] 

  Bud Bundy : [intimidated]  As long as you say you're sorry.

• April Adams : Nikolai, your warm kisses make me sear.

  Bud Bundy : What about my kisses? They sear. Just ask anyone. Ask...

  Nikolai Pushkin : Your mother?

  Bud Bundy : Let's do it, punk!

  [Bud rises from his chair, and Nikolai follows suit only to have the short Bud facing the hulking six-foot tall Nikolai] 

  Bud Bundy : [intimidated]  I... accept your apology.

• Nikolai Pushkin : I just found out that my girl of my dreams is going to Spring Formal with another guy. What should I do?

  Oliver Cole : You should forget about her, Nikolai. You're the biggest hunk in Chicago. You should be packing more panties than a clerk at Victoria's Secret.