Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rain Girl (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al Bundy : [singing after receiving bills]  Man, we're broke, cha, cha, cha; Everybody flat broke, cha, cha, cha; Living in the gutter, Cha, cha, cha.

  [pointing to Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : Early grave, cha, cha, cha. Alright everybody, shoot me.

• Al Bundy : Oh yeah, life's fair.

• Al : [When paying the bills]  Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha/Living in the gutter, cha cha cha/Early grave, cha cha cha/All right now, everybody - shoot me.

• Al : [talking to Kelly on her car phone after she gets fired from the TV station]  Hi, Pumpkin. No, I'm not mad. Of course you can keep the car.

  [to Peg and Bud] 

  Al : She really is an idiot!

• Bud : Now, you see this crack between the stove and the wall? Every now and then I'll find, say, a fuzzy M&M. Now, you just peel the protective coating, and you've got a nice little dose of simple carbohydrates. And don't throw away that colorful shell. Makes a hearty base for soup.

  Al : Well, I'll get the hanger and a little piece of gum and a-hunting we will go!