Married... with Children (TV Series)

Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 1 (1996)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : Kids, we have an emergency!

  Bud : An emergency? What is it?

  Kelly : An unforeseen circumstance that calls for immediate action, but that's not the point right now.

  Al : Come on! The love of my life's in trouble!

  Bud : Oh my God! Something's wrong with Mom?

  Al : No, you idiot. It's the Dodge!

• Al : Bud, 8 quarts of antifreeze, stat! Kelly, less suction!

  Bud : [to Kelly]  Bet you haven't heard that in a while.

  [Kelly smacks Bud in the face with the vacuum hose] 

• Al : Kelly, try to start the car!

  [the car doesn't start and the heart monitor flatlines] 

  Al : Bud, cables!

  [uses the jumper cables as a defibrilllator] 

  Al : Clear!

  Bud : Nothing, Dad.

  Al : Again! Clear!

  [Heart monitor stops] 

  Al : Damn!

  Bud : Nothing. Maybe we should call it, Dad.

  Al : Bud, we can't. I'm gonna oper her up.

  Bud : Open-gasket massage?

  Al : I know it's a risk, but we have no other choice.

  Bud : Dad, you've never done it before.

  Al : I know, I know, but I observed it once at Pep Boys.

• Bud Bundy : There's a rumor that the fuel pump you need is in Cuba. Good luck getting it out of there.

  Al Bundy : Damn Castro. Damn Khrushchev. Damn... Steve Allen.

  Bud Bundy : Dad, what... what... what's Steve Allen got to do with it?

  Al Bundy : Nothing. Just... It's that I just hate him.