Married... with Children (TV Series)
Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2 (1996)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Fidel Castro : Still with the CIA?
Jefferson D'Arcy : No, no. When I couldn't kill you, they fired me.
Fidel Castro : Oh, sorry. But you still got the moves.
Jefferson D'Arcy : That's what the wife says.
[shows Fidel a picture of Marcy]
Fidel Castro : You married the kid from Home Improvement?
Jefferson D'Arcy : [studies the picture] Aye, carumba. I guess I did. Oh, well. She's got money, she buys me things.
Fidel Castro : Ha! So did Russia, and look what that got us!
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Jefferson D'Arcy : You, uh... You still have a bunch of old American cars lying around the island?
Fidel Castro : Thousands. Damn trade embargo. Damn Kennedy. Damn Steve Allen!
Jefferson D'Arcy : What does Steve Allen got to do with the trade embargo?
Fidel Castro : Nothing. I just hate him.