Married... with Children (TV Series)
Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2 (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
Photos
Quotes
-
Al Bundy : [Al has just learned that the car dealership took advantage of him] The salesman said that smart people lease.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Yeah! To stupid people!
-
Cal Stevens : Hey, did you play pro ball?
Al Bundy : Well, I could have, but I had a career-ending accident.
Cal Stevens : Knee?
Al Bundy : Marriage.
-
Peggy Bundy : You never bring me flowers.
Al Bundy : I would if you died.
-
Al Bundy : How dare she tell us what we can or cannot afford. It is my God-given American right to rack up as much debt as posible.