Married... with Children (TV Series)

Ride Scare (1994)

Jane Abbott: Alexis

Quotes 

• Alexis : So, do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling of High Karate?

  Al : No, do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

• Al : So, they tell me you girls are models for Victoria Secret.

  Paulina : We are.

  Alexis : We're Victoria's "big" secret.

  Al : Well, Victoria couldn't keep a secret this big.

  Monique : It's a new line of lingerie for the full-figured woman, 'cause you know what they say: "you're never too big to be sexy".

  Al : You know who says that? Fat girls.