Married... with Children (TV Series)
Ride Scare (1994)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud : Dad, I made the Dean's list!
Al : Son, I wish you could've been around when I was younger, of course I probably wouldn't have let you hang out with me. When we had one hand on the woman, and one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the stick. That's what I liked about the old days, we... had more hands!
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Al : So, they tell me you girls are models for Victoria Secret.
Paulina : We are.
Alexis : We're Victoria's "big" secret.
Al : Well, Victoria couldn't keep a secret this big.
Monique : It's a new line of lingerie for the full-figured woman, 'cause you know what they say: "you're never too big to be sexy".
Al : You know who says that? Fat girls.
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Alderman Johnson : I'm sorry for asking, but are you car pooling with these ladies?
Al : [sarcastic] No, I'm their lunch!
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Al Bundy : A man's car is his castle.
Peggy Bundy : Oh, I thought a man's home was his castle.
Al Bundy : It is if he can slay the dragon that's living there.
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Peggy Bundy : I'm his wife.
Al Bundy : It's a marriage of convenience. Unfortunately not mine.