Married... with Children (TV Series)
Rock of Ages (1992)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : [singing] We are the old. We've got arthritis. Our gums are weak...
Richie Havens : So weak.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : From gingivitis.
John Sebastian : We are the old. We've got arthritis.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis.
Spencer Davis : There are people younger, but we heed another call.
Richie Havens : We really need the money. Our accountants took it all.
Peter Noone : We sing to you, those who have money. Once we was cool.
Al Bundy : But now we just dress funny.
John Sebastian : We need your help. So, please, please dig deep.
Richie Havens : Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep.
Robby Krieger : We have Medicare and anti-gas pills.
Mark Lindsay : But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills.
Richie Havens : Take it, Axle!
[Al imitates a harmonica with a sandwich]
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the old.
Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They are the old.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We have arthritis.
Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They have arthritis.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : Once we were gods. Now golf excites us.
Bud Bundy : Golf excites 'em!
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : So write a check...
Richie Havens : A really big one!
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : For our December. There's one more verse, but we can't remember.
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Bud Bundy : Hi, Dad. This is Petal.
Petal : It's part of a flower.
Bud Bundy : Isn't she great? I met her in quantum physics. Hold my calls.
Al Bundy : There never are any, son.
Bud Bundy : Never mind that now, Dad. See you tomorrow.
Al Bundy : Uh, young lady. Young lady, you do realize that's my son's bedroom you're going to?
Petal : Yes. Heh heh.
[Al throws out his arms, and embraces Bud to congradulate him for his first 'score']
