Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rock of Ages (1992)

Peter Noone: Peter Noone

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• Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : [singing]  We are the old. We've got arthritis. Our gums are weak...

  Richie Havens : So weak.

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : From gingivitis.

  John Sebastian : We are the old. We've got arthritis.

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis.

  Spencer Davis : There are people younger, but we heed another call.

  Richie Havens : We really need the money. Our accountants took it all.

  Peter Noone : We sing to you, those who have money. Once we was cool.

  Al Bundy : But now we just dress funny.

  John Sebastian : We need your help. So, please, please dig deep.

  Richie Havens : Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep.

  Robby Krieger : We have Medicare and anti-gas pills.

  Mark Lindsay : But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills.

  Richie Havens : Take it, Axle!

  [Al imitates a harmonica with a sandwich] 

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the old.

  Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They are the old.

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We have arthritis.

  Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They have arthritis.

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : Once we were gods. Now golf excites us.

  Bud Bundy : Golf excites 'em!

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : So write a check...

  Richie Havens : A really big one!

  Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : For our December. There's one more verse, but we can't remember.