Married... with Children (TV Series)

Route 666: Part 2 (1991)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Where's Daddy?

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, I don't know. I haven't seen him since he went insane. Oh, here he comes.

  [Al enters holding a dead squirrel] 

  Al Bundy : I killed this squirrel for looking at my gold!

  Bud Bundy : Good work, Dad.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Uh, Al...?

  [Al wheels around and aims his shotgun at her. She throws her arms up] 

  Bud Bundy : [to Kelly]  I think Dad's shoe-selling days are just about over.

  Kelly Bundy : I think Dad's shoe-wearing days are just about over.

• [in Al's fantasy, he's surrounded by four lingerie-clad women] 

  Al Bundy : And so, that's how I defeated the Robots in the first inter-galactic Super Bowl. So, what do you want to do now girls?

  Macadamia : We'd just like to serve you, beautiful one.

  Al Bundy : Well, what's on the menu?

  Macadamia : Massage?

  Cashew : Whipped cream bath?

  Pecan : Spanking?

  Almond : Horsy ride?

  Macadamia : Or, shall be go back in our cages and frug for you again?

• [last lines] 

  [the gang are siting on a beach] 

  TV Announcer : [on radio]  And in this latest news headline under the heading "Isn't that Bizarre?" Today's story comes from New Mexico, where an insane inbred family, a man with two wives and three sons, held up and robbed a group of tourists... leaving them with cash and diamonds. All the family said they wanted was gold. They reportedly stole an old Dodge from a prospector who looked like an old John Byner. They were last seen heading west towards Los Angeles. If you see any of them, do not approach them. They are insane, unbathed and dangerous.

  Al Bundy : What time is it, gang?

  [They all look at their gold wristwatches] 

  Al Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Marcy D'Arcy , Bud Bundy , Jefferson D'Arcy : [happily]  Five after three!