Married... with Children (TV Series)

Scared Single (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Peg. Bud. Man, do I have good news!

  Peggy Bundy : Al, aren't you forgetting someone?

  [a delirious Kelly sits quietly on the couch] 

  Al Bundy : Aw, Peg! She's nuts!

  Peggy Bundy : Nuts or not, she is still our daughter.

  Al Bundy : Oh, all right, Peg!

  [to Kelly] 

  Al Bundy : Hi, Pumpkin.

  [Kelly doesn't answer] 

  Al Bundy : Isn't that cute? I used to call her Pumpkin, now she is one.

• [Al comes home from work and sits beside Peggy sitting on the living room couch watching TV as usual] 

  Al : Hi, Peg.

  [to the TV set] 

  Al : Hi, Oprah.

  [to Peggy] 

  Al : You know, Peg, I made a mistake. This morning, before I left here, I thought that all women were totally useless. Now I realize it was just you. I thought that all men were destined to marry the worst possible mate, but now I realize it was just me.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, hi Al. I didn't hear you. I was watching Oprah.

  Al : That's alright, Peg. I was talking to Oprah. But you know what I'm going to do now, Peg? I'm going to live the life I should've had, vicariously through Aaron. I'm going to live my sports life through him. I'm going to have dinner through him. And, if he'll let me, I'm even going to have sex through him.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, hi Al. I didn't hear you. I was watching Oprah.

  Al : If only Oprah were on when I said "I do".

• Peggy Bundy : Al, there's something strange on your face.

  Al : It's called smile, Peg. But don't worry. I'm not taking it home with me.