Married... with Children (TV Series)

She's Having a Baby: Part 2 (1991)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, listen, I'm already done with the first trimester. Now what if what's left is all good, and we miss out on it?

  Al : [laughing]  You know, I'm finally starting to understand how she got you. Let me explain something to you. There is no such thing as a trimester. There's actually just one long forty year-mester. Except when they're pregnant, you get what I call the mini-mester. You've got your fat-mester and your puke-mester, and lord in heaven, you got your horny-mester.

  Bartender : [lifts his glass]  That's when I left.

• Jefferson D'Arcy : So Al, where are you gonna go to?

  Al : Somewhere where shoe men run wild and free in the big sky Where never is heard an impregnated word, and the hooters are uncovered all day.