Married... with Children (TV Series)
Ship Happens (1995)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy
Quotes
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Why must you always be so negative?
Al Bundy : Why did you cross the road?
[insulted, Marcy kicks Al in his shin]
Al Bundy : Oww! What'd I say?
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Anyway, Al. At 6:30 I'm going upstairs for aqua aerobics. The male crewmembers were going to pretend to be dolphins and I get to pet their dorsal fins. And vice versa. Don't tell Jefferson.
Al : Marcy did you happen to notice if any of the female cremwmembers were going to pretend to be dolphins?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Hmm, no. I think they're going to be mermaids. Or whatever it is you call it when you swim around topless.
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[last lines]
Jefferson D'Arcy : [runs in] We're going down!
Al Bundy : What do you mean? The party's moved?
Marcy D'Arcy : [runs in] No, the ship is sinking!
Jefferson D'Arcy : One of the fat women below smelled the jerk chicken and attempted to cut through the bulkhead floor with a blowtorch!
Peggy Bundy : Oh, no! Are we really sinking?
Al Bundy : Oh, come on! If we were really sinking that means that I could just look right into this porthole over here and see...
[there is a waterline in the porthole that is rapidly rising]
Al Bundy : ...FISH!
Jefferson D'Arcy : Water is seeping into the cabin!
Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, my God! We're all going to die!
Al Bundy : [to Peggy] Thank you Peg, for booking me on the Titanic!
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [re celebrity hair stylists] Who do you think does Sandra Bernhard's hair?
Al : Ray Charles?