Married... with Children (TV Series)

Ship Happens (1995)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : Why don't we try to catch a fish?

  Al Bundy : How? We got no rods. We got no hooks. We got no bait.

  [everyone looks as Gilbert Gottfried who looks back at them with dread] 

  Al Bundy : Well... we still have no rods or hooks.

• Peggy Bundy : Al, whack a fish and get me dinner.

  Al Bundy : Oh, all right, Peg. It's always the same thing! "Al, get me dinner. Al, I'm hungry. Al, I'm horny." Why can't it just be: "Al, wake up, it's Cindy Crawford here. I'm hungry and horny!"

  [Al moves to the side of the raft and raises the oar, then pauses] 

  Peggy Bundy : What are you wating for?

  Al Bundy : A red one. There!

  [Al swings the oar at the water, making a large splash] 

  Al Bundy : There, I got her! Hey... where'd that fish go?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Where all dead fish go.

  Gilbert Gottfried : To the Red Lobster?

  Marcy D'Arcy : No, Nimrod. To the bottom.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Does anyone know how to repel a shark?

  Al : Go ahead, Gilbert. Do your impressions.