Married... with Children (TV Series)

Ship Happens (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [holds up a flare gun]  Hey, look what I found!

  Al Bundy : Peg, be careful! That's a flare gun. We only use that to fire off a red flare when the rescuers come looking for us.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh... but I don't want them or anyone else to see me with my hair this way.

  [Peg throws the flare gun overboard] 

  Al Bundy : Oh, this is just great! Now I know why Jacques Cousteau only has men on the Calypso.

  Gilbert Gottfried : That's not "why".

• Peggy Bundy : Al, whack a fish and get me dinner.

  Al Bundy : Oh, all right, Peg. It's always the same thing! "Al, get me dinner. Al, I'm hungry. Al, I'm horny." Why can't it just be: "Al, wake up, it's Cindy Crawford here. I'm hungry and horny!"

  [Al moves to the side of the raft and raises the oar, then pauses] 

  Peggy Bundy : What are you wating for?

  Al Bundy : A red one. There!

  [Al swings the oar at the water, making a large splash] 

  Al Bundy : There, I got her! Hey... where'd that fish go?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Where all dead fish go.

  Gilbert Gottfried : To the Red Lobster?

  Marcy D'Arcy : No, Nimrod. To the bottom.

• Al : [after drawing the short straw]  Gee, I can't believe how small it is.

  Peggy Bundy : Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said that.