Married... with Children (TV Series)

Ship Happens (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Gilbert Gottfried : So, I'm on a cruise. My agent says to me, "go on a cruise. You don't have to follow Sinbad . You don't have to follow Carrot Top. And, you get to eat with the captain." Well some turn this is. Am I eating with the captain? Am I eating? Am I on a cruise anymore? Somebody get my agent!

  Al Bundy : Somebody get me a spear gun!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Come on, Al. I think Gilbert is funny.

  Al Bundy : Make that two spear guns!