Married... with Children (TV Series)
Shoeless Al (1995)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy
Quotes
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Marcy D'Arcy : [examining the 1st place ribbon] Best of Breed?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, Timmy's Veterinary Clinic donated 'em.
Bob Rooney : Last year's winners got shots.
Griff : Last year's losers got neutered.
Peggy Bundy : I thought you guys were last year's losers.
[Bob Rooney, Griff, and Al hang their heads in shame]
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[first lines]
announcer on TV : Live from the Cayman Islands! The Home Swopping Network! Where you can swop that old crap you bought from some other shopping network for some *entirely new crap from us!*
Peggy Bundy : And they say there's nothing good on TV.
Marcy D'Arcy : [enters] Hi, guys. You wanna catch a Woody Allen movie with me?
Kelly Bundy : Mm. Oh, no. Woody Allen's never really done it for me. But... then again, I'm not his stepdaughter, so...
[whooping laughter from all]