Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeless Al (1995)

E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney

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• Al Bundy : Well, we're gonna have to go with our alternate, Bud.

  Bob Rooney : But he stinks!

  Al Bundy : He's my son! Don't you think I know he stinks?

• Marcy D'Arcy : [examining the 1st place ribbon]  Best of Breed?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, Timmy's Veterinary Clinic donated 'em.

  Bob Rooney : Last year's winners got shots.

  Griff : Last year's losers got neutered.

  Peggy Bundy : I thought you guys were last year's losers.

  [Bob Rooney, Griff, and Al hang their heads in shame]