Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeless Al (1995)

Charlie Dell: Leslie Baum

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Quotes 

• Leslie Baum : I'm Leslie Baum, private investigator. I represent the New Market Mall in your frivolous $4 million lawsuit.

  Al Bundy : Charmed.

  Leslie Baum : Look Bundy, I'll tell you straight out. I think you're a fraud.

  Al Bundy : Oh yeah, well with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy.

• Leslie Baum : Look, Mrs. Bundy, I can spot a liar a mile away, and I'll prove it. For instance, take your son there.

  [Bud's got his nose in a book held in his hands] 

  Leslie Baum : Looks like he's reading, but if you'll notice, his eyes aren't moving. That usually denotes that he's looking at a picture. From the little beads of sweat on his forehead, I think it folds out. He should be heading upstairs any time now.

  [Bud peers at the world around him, then sneaks up the stairs with the 'book']