Married... with Children (TV Series)

Sleepless in Chicago (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Kelly : [Al's attention is directed towards the TV]  Hi, Daddy.

  [wears brunette wig] 

  Al : Look at this. The bad guys shoot Superman a dozen times, see the bullets bounce off, so they throw their guns at him.

  [ignored, Kelly sighs] 

  Al : It's like they can't kill him, so they think they"d give him a really bad bruise.

  [Kelly raises her eyes] 

  Al : What a bunch of morons!

  Kelly : [sighs]  Daddy, do you notice anything different about me?

  Al : No, son.

  Kelly : Daddy, it's Kelly.

  Al : [impatiently]  Well, tell her to come in!

  Kelly : I am already *in*. And I am wearing a brunette wig. "Why?" you ask? It's because I got picked to do a public service announcement. And I decided I should do it as a brunette, since blondes have a reputation for being dumb. Which we all know is just a stereo system.

• Kelly : [watching "Superman"]  What does the "S" on his chest stands for?

  Al : "Straight". You know, he has to be careful when changing clothes on the phone booth.