Married... with Children (TV Series)
Sleepless in Chicago (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Jefferson : I got a big problem, Al. Marcy hasn't let go of that Barbie doll since I gave it to her. I need you to do me a little favor.
[Al pulls a "Big 'Uns" from under the couch]
Al : Can I do it while I'm reading the magazine?
Jefferson : You know, that magazine still belongs to me until you've paid me for it.
Al : What is the favor?
Jefferson : I need you to sleep with Marcy.
[Al reacts by slapping Jefferson' arm with the magazine]
Jefferson : I don't mean "sleep" with her. Just lie next to her so I can have enough time to switch that Barbie with the regular Nurse Barbie. That 'Barbie-phile' we saw at the auction will give me $50,000 and the substitute. It'll just take an hour 'til I make the trade. How about it?
Al : But, Jefferson, Peg might wake up and notice me gone, and then it might ruin an otherwise... sickening marriage.
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Jefferson : [dolls worth $50 000] I can't give Belly-Button Barbie to Marcy. She's more valuable than she is!