Married... with Children (TV Series)

Sofa So Good (1994)

Bryn Erin: Naomi

Quotes 

• Bud : [fashioning a haphazard little love nest on the front porch]  Now, I know this might not be quite as comfortable as what you're used to, my dear, but personally, I find making love indoors restrictive. So I'm glad that attendant threw us out of his photomat.

  Naomi : You're as broke as a two-dollar wristwatch, aren't you?

  Bud : And hornier than a funeral in New Orleans, baby.

  [gesturing at the makeshift bed] 

  Bud : Shall we?

  Naomi : [scoffs]  No!

  Bud : No? Where'd you pick up that kind of language?

  Naomi : Look, I don't know what kind of tramp you think I am, but just because a man can build a nest like a wren, doesn't mean I'll make out with him. Goodbye.

  [turns and leaves] 

  Bud : But I'm wearing 'Simply Abe!'

  [waves the dollar note worn around his collar]