Married... with Children (TV Series)

Something Larry This Way Comes (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [dressed in a fancy evening gown]  So how do I look?

  Bud Bundy : Oh, like a, uh, limited-edition, condom-packing Barbie.

• Kelly Bundy : Oh, Mom. I am so excited. I mean, just imagine, me and Larry Storch on the stage together. Tonight, I become a lesbian.

  Peggy Bundy : I think you mean a thespian, dear.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, well, the reviews aren't in yet.

• Kelly Bundy : I care not that his face stoppeth a clocketh. 'Tis the heart that beats 'neath the face that I desire to see. I would not forsake you, O my ghostly one. I shall search for the "E".

  Bud Bundy : That's "thee", you idiot!

  Kelly Bundy : Oh. I shall search for thee, you idiot.

• Kelly Bundy : I... I am a moth and Larry Storch is my flame.

  Bud Bundy : [to Peggy]  You know, she's one small step from selling Watchtower.

• Kelly Bundy : I am so excited! Today, Chicago. Tomorrow, Saturday!

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, Bud, listen. I have been named student of the month at the Larry Storch School of Acting!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, honey, I couldn't be more proud of you. Ha ha ha.

  [to Bud] 

  Peggy Bundy : Who's Larry Storch?

  Bud Bundy : He played Corporal Agarn on the TV show F Troop.

  Peggy Bundy : Was he the one with the big...?

  Bud Bundy : No, no, no. That was Forrest Tucker.

• Al Bundy : [about Larry Storch]  When's he coming?

  Kelly Bundy : Next Tuesday night.

  Al Bundy : Gadzooks! That's the same time as my Midnight Madness shoe sale.

  [Bud and Peggy stare at Al] 

  Al Bundy : That's, uh, if... if I was having one.

• Kelly Bundy : Um, this is my mom, Peggy.

  Larry Storch : How do you do?

  Peggy Bundy : How do you do, Mr. Storch? I just loved you in, uh, D Cup.

  Larry Storch : That's F Troop.