Married... with Children (TV Series)

Something Larry This Way Comes (1995)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [dressed in a fancy evening gown]  So how do I look?

  Bud Bundy : Oh, like a, uh, limited-edition, condom-packing Barbie.

• Kelly Bundy : Oh, Mom. I am so excited. I mean, just imagine, me and Larry Storch on the stage together. Tonight, I become a lesbian.

  Peggy Bundy : I think you mean a thespian, dear.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, well, the reviews aren't in yet.

• Larry Storch : Hi. Anybody want to buy a Dodge? One owner, one gear, one dollar.

  Bud Bundy : One bullet.

• Kelly Bundy : I care not that his face stoppeth a clocketh. 'Tis the heart that beats 'neath the face that I desire to see. I would not forsake you, O my ghostly one. I shall search for the "E".

  Bud Bundy : That's "thee", you idiot!

  Kelly Bundy : Oh. I shall search for thee, you idiot.

• Kelly Bundy : I... I am a moth and Larry Storch is my flame.

  Bud Bundy : [to Peggy]  You know, she's one small step from selling Watchtower.

• Peggy Bundy : [everyone hears a car chugging and sputtering up to the house]  Oh, there's your father and his Dodge.

  Bud Bundy : [looks out the front door]  No, no, that's Larry Storch and HIS Dodge.

• Peggy Bundy : [on the phone]  Uh, hello. Shop-at-Home Network? Yeah, I'd like to order your NYPD Blue naked-butt salt and pepper shakers.

  Bud Bundy : Mom, don't you think you should wait until Dad actually gets the raise before you spend it all?

  Peggy Bundy : Bud, if I waited to have things 'til your father could afford them, YOU'D still be on layaway.

• Al Bundy : Now, Peg, since you were the one who badgered me to ask Gary about the raise, let's hear some of your ideas to keep the cash flow coming into the house.

  [Peggy is silent, unable to think of anything] 

  Al Bundy : Duh? Well, I'll take that under advisement. But, as usual, I have a plan.

  Bud Bundy : Good. Just as long as it's not one of those stupid Midnight Madness sales. You know, where the employees dress up in those ridiculous costumes that have nothing to do with what they're selling.

  [Al lowers his head in shame while Peggy laughs] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh! Bud, your father would never do something stupid like that. So, Al, what's your idea?

  [Al angrily looks at Peggy and Bud] 

  Al Bundy : I'm not telling ya!

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, Bud, listen. I have been named student of the month at the Larry Storch School of Acting!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, honey, I couldn't be more proud of you. Ha ha ha.

  [to Bud] 

  Peggy Bundy : Who's Larry Storch?

  Bud Bundy : He played Corporal Agarn on the TV show F Troop.

  Peggy Bundy : Was he the one with the big...?

  Bud Bundy : No, no, no. That was Forrest Tucker.