Married... with Children (TV Series)

Something Larry This Way Comes (1995)

Janet Carroll: Gary

Quotes 

• Gary : I did not amass my considerable personal fortune by giving up. I am determined to turn this place around and I'll tell you why. Years ago, in my first business venture I went with what I thought was the sure thing. But it turned out that my partner was a shyster. I lost my shirt!

  Griff : You still had your bra, didn't you?

  Al Bundy : Shut up!

  Gary : From that day forward, I vowed two things: One, that I would never again have a failing business venture. And two, I would exact my revenge from the guy that ripped me off.

  Griff : Uh, what kind of business was it?

  Gary : The Larry Storch School of Heating and Air Conditioning Repair.

  [Larry Storch enters with Bud] 

  Larry Storch : Larry Storch is in the house!

  Al Bundy : Hit the deck!

  [Gary punches Larry Storch, knocking him out, and leaves] 

• [Gary is counting the money in the cash register at the shoe store] 

  Gary : So, this is really today's take?

  Griff : Actually, ma'am, that's yesterday's take. We were gonna bring it to the bank, but they have a 50 cent minimum deposit.

  Al Bundy : [holds out his hand]  Luckily, we haven't taken our commission out yet.

  [Gary angrily glares at both of them] 

  Al Bundy : Which, of course, we're going to plough right back into the business.