Married... with Children (TV Series)

Something Larry This Way Comes (1995)

Larry Storch: Larry Storch

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Quotes 

• Larry Storch : Hi. Anybody want to buy a Dodge? One owner, one gear, one dollar.

  Bud Bundy : One bullet.

• Gary : I did not amass my considerable personal fortune by giving up. I am determined to turn this place around and I'll tell you why. Years ago, in my first business venture I went with what I thought was the sure thing. But it turned out that my partner was a shyster. I lost my shirt!

  Griff : You still had your bra, didn't you?

  Al Bundy : Shut up!

  Gary : From that day forward, I vowed two things: One, that I would never again have a failing business venture. And two, I would exact my revenge from the guy that ripped me off.

  Griff : Uh, what kind of business was it?

  Gary : The Larry Storch School of Heating and Air Conditioning Repair.

  [Larry Storch enters with Bud] 

  Larry Storch : Larry Storch is in the house!

  Al Bundy : Hit the deck!

  [Gary punches Larry Storch, knocking him out, and leaves] 

• Peggy Bundy : And I thought that theater was dead.

  Larry Storch : No, no, it just smells that way.

• Kelly Bundy : Um, this is my mom, Peggy.

  Larry Storch : How do you do?

  Peggy Bundy : How do you do, Mr. Storch? I just loved you in, uh, D Cup.

  Larry Storch : That's F Troop.

• Larry Storch : [about Al]  So when's the old shoe slinger coming home?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you see, he's having this madness sale. You know: wolf, night, moon, moron.