Married... with Children (TV Series)
Something Larry This Way Comes (1995)
Harold Sylvester: Griff
Quotes
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Gary : I did not amass my considerable personal fortune by giving up. I am determined to turn this place around and I'll tell you why. Years ago, in my first business venture I went with what I thought was the sure thing. But it turned out that my partner was a shyster. I lost my shirt!
Griff : You still had your bra, didn't you?
Al Bundy : Shut up!
Gary : From that day forward, I vowed two things: One, that I would never again have a failing business venture. And two, I would exact my revenge from the guy that ripped me off.
Griff : Uh, what kind of business was it?
Gary : The Larry Storch School of Heating and Air Conditioning Repair.
[Larry Storch enters with Bud]
Larry Storch : Larry Storch is in the house!
Al Bundy : Hit the deck!
[Gary punches Larry Storch, knocking him out, and leaves]
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[Gary is counting the money in the cash register at the shoe store]
Gary : So, this is really today's take?
Griff : Actually, ma'am, that's yesterday's take. We were gonna bring it to the bank, but they have a 50 cent minimum deposit.
Al Bundy : [holds out his hand] Luckily, we haven't taken our commission out yet.
[Gary angrily glares at both of them]
Al Bundy : Which, of course, we're going to plough right back into the business.
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Al Bundy : Griff, the Agarn has landed. I gotta get home.
Griff : But what if we get a customer?
Al Bundy : Well, don't be silly. Who's gonna come in here? We're dressed like wolves. No one is gonna stop me from meeting my TV hero.
[Griff notices Gary behind Al, entering the store]
Griff : Uh, Al, uh, Gary.
Al Bundy : Gary's not gonna keep me from meeting him either. See, you know what your trouble is? You're afraid of the boss. Yeah, just because Gary's built like a man... it doesn't mean she can hit like one. Let her come in here and sell shoes! I'm awoo-o-out of here!
[Al turns around and sees Gary]
Al Bundy : [grovels] Please don't fire me.
