Married... with Children (TV Series)
Spring Break: Part 1 (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : [into the phone] Hello? Oh, Hello Peg.
Peggy Bundy : [into the phone, from a taxi] Al, is it cold there?
Al Bundy : It's as cold as your feet on my back, Peg. Where are you?
Peggy Bundy : Oh, I'm in New Orleans, at Mardi Gras. It's really warm here and there are a lot of kids here for Spring Break. Dad's trail has led me here.
Al Bundy : Is your dad there, Peg?
Peggy Bundy : How would I know? There's 10,000 people here and they're all wearing masks.
Al Bundy : So the only one who should be really isn't? Goodbye, Peg.
[hangs up]
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Jefferson D'Arcy : I'll be judging a beauty contest.
Al Bundy : What's Marcy say about that?
Jefferson D'Arcy : She said, "Have fun at computer camp."