Married... with Children (TV Series)

Sue Casa, His Casa (1990)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : [on the phone]  Hello, Jim's Fish, Chips & Insurance? This is Al Bundy. Yeah, I'm fine. Jim, I want to ask how much would it cost to add my son to my auto insurance plan? How old? Let me see... Bud, how old are you?

  Bud : Sixteen, Dad.

  Al : [into the phone]  He's sixteen.

  [pause] 

  Al : What? If you think I'm gonna pay that much, you're as stupid as those cats you trap and call tuna!

  [pause] 

  Al : You know, when you insult my wife, Jim, you don't hurt me.

  Peggy : Well, what'd he say about me, Al?

  Al : Nothing I haven't said myself!

  [into the phone] 

  Al : Seriously Jim, I need to ask, is this the best you can do for a lifetime friend and someone who did not tell the police and the local health board what your catch of the day really was?

  [pause] 

  Al : Oh, well if you want to be that way, you can take your insurance and stuff it! All of it!

  [hangs up] 

  Al : There! Al Bundy takes guff from no one!

  Bud , Peggy , Kelly : Cheap, cheap, cheap!

  Peggy : Al, aren't you worried about being uninsured?

  Al : Peg, we don't need insurance. Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back! Besides, the car isn't worth more than 100 bucks with both kids in it.

• [Bud and Kelly watch TV. Suddenly Bud hits Kelly on the side of her head, for no apparent reason. Kelly glares at him] 

  Bud Bundy : Fly.

  [Kelly smiles, then punches Bud in the stomach in return. Bud doubles over painfully] 

  Kelly Bundy : Tapeworm.

• Bud Bundy : That's Dad's car stereo. Since we've been cruising together, he let me fix it up a little. 1500 watts and no volume control.