Married... with Children (TV Series)

T*R*A*S*H (1997)

J.J. Johnston: Drill Instructor

Quotes 

• Drill Instructor : Am I disturbing you, private?

  Al : It's Al Bundy.

  Drill Instructor : Al Bundy, "sir"!

  Al : Well... nobody's called me sir in a long, long time.

  Drill Instructor : [shouting]  How about moron? They've called you that haven't they?

  Al : Sir, yes, sir!

  Drill Instructor : Al Bundy, ladies shoe salesman. Well, High Heels, you're in the reserve now. You're not in some candy-ass mall.

  Al : You haven't seen my customers. Every day it's the battle of the bulge, sir!

  Drill Instructor : Drop and give me 50, mall scum!

  Al : I don't have a 50-dollar bill. All I got is this five.