Married... with Children (TV Series)

T*R*A*S*H (1997)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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• Griff : Well Al, I think it's time we hit the hay.

  Al : Go to sleep? It's only nine o'clock. What are you? Old?

  Griff : Yeah.

  Al : [beat]  Me too.

• Griff : Oww! This bunk mattress is hard, and this pillow is all lumpy.

  Al : At least it doesn't have red hair and begs for sex.

• Griff : Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and...

  Al : Tell her that you love her?

  Griff : No. Tell her she's a bitch!