Married... with Children (TV Series)

T-R-A Something, Something Spells Tramp (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Ralph : Come here.

  Kelly : Don't you wanna talk first?

  Ralph : No. If I wanted to talk, I'd be hanging out with the guys, and I wouldn't have to shave. Come here.

  Kelly : Come here? If I wanted to listen to one-word sentences, I would have been out with the girls, then I woundn't have to shave.

  Ralph : You know Kelly, I'm sure there's a lot more to you than meets the eye. Unfortunately, I don't really care about that part. So, why don't you put out or get out.

  Kelly : Well, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

  Ralph : Exactly.

  [Kelly punches Ralph and exits the car] 

  Kelly : [sarcastic]  It was good for me. Was it good for you?

  Ralph : Have a nice walk home, tramp!

  [Ralph drives off, leaving Kelly by the side of the road] 

  Kelly : Tramp? But I got out.

• Ralph : Uh oh. I'm out of gas.

  Kelly : Aren't you supposed to turn the car off before you say that?

  Ralph : What's the difference? We both know I'm not out of gas.

  Kelly : Very nice, now we both do.

  Ralph : [shuts off engine]  God, I hate women. All right, uh oh, I'm out of gas.

  Kelly : For real?

• Kelly : Hey guys, what are you doing here?

  Lorraine : We've been by this deer crossing sign forever and one hasn't come by yet.

  D. J. : Mayby we should just go.

  Kelly : No, don't. It could be a trap. We could start to cross, and then a cop will throw a dead deer out here. And will all be in the pokey sharing a cell with Mike Tyson.

• Kelly : So, what are you guys doing out here? Are you a "car broken down"? CBD. Or a "put out or get out"? POOGO.

  Lorraine : POOGO.

  D. J. : Me too. POOGO

  Kelly : Well, I guess we're the three POOGO-teers. Althos, Porthols, and Moe.

  Lorraine : Who are they?

  Kelly : There these three guys in this book based on the candy bar.