- Ralph: Come here.
- Kelly: Don't you wanna talk first?
- Ralph: No. If I wanted to talk, I'd be hanging out with the guys, and I wouldn't have to shave. Come here.
- Kelly: Come here? If I wanted to listen to one-word sentences, I would have been out with the girls, then I woundn't have to shave.
- Ralph: You know Kelly, I'm sure there's a lot more to you than meets the eye. Unfortunately, I don't really care about that part. So, why don't you put out or get out.
- Kelly: Well, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
- Ralph: Exactly.
- [Kelly punches Ralph and exits the car]
- Kelly: [sarcastic] It was good for me. Was it good for you?
- Ralph: Have a nice walk home, tramp!
- [Ralph drives off, leaving Kelly by the side of the road]
- Kelly: Tramp? But I got out.
- Kelly: Hey guys, what are you doing here?
- Lorraine: We've been by this deer crossing sign forever and one hasn't come by yet.
- D. J.: Mayby we should just go.
- Kelly: No, don't. It could be a trap. We could start to cross, and then a cop will throw a dead deer out here. And will all be in the pokey sharing a cell with Mike Tyson.
- Kelly: So, what are you guys doing out here? Are you a "car broken down"? CBD. Or a "put out or get out"? POOGO.
- Lorraine: POOGO.
- D. J.: Me too. POOGO
- Kelly: Well, I guess we're the three POOGO-teers. Althos, Porthols, and Moe.
- Lorraine: Who are they?
- Kelly: There these three guys in this book based on the candy bar.
- Peggy Bundy: [after Bud leaves] Al, we have to do something.
- Al Bundy: Well, there's nothing left to do, Peg, except pick out the dress you wanna wear when Dan Rather asks you why your son shot the president.