User Reviews

The secondary story, if I remember, has Bud, the horny adolescent, dealing with his rubber surrogate girl friend. The irrelevant and soon-to-be-disappeared "Seven" makes his usual dull appearance. But the episode is saved by Kelly's experience with her greasy, leather-clad boyfriend on a rural road at night.

The boyfriend pulls the car over and says they're out of gas. The engine is still running. Kelly eyes him suspiciously and asks if he's not supposed to shut off the engine before he says that. So the kid shuts the engine off and says, "Okay, now we're out of gas." Kelly: "REALLY?" The incident is filled with amusing exchanges. The greaseball -- a great performance by the actor who plays Ralph -- says, "Kelly, I'm sure there's a lot more to you than meets the eye. The problem is I'm not interested in that part of you." Told to "put out or get out," Kelly gets out and marches off alone down the road. She runs into three other girls who have suffered the same fate. They're waiting at a sign that says, "Deer Crossing," and don't want to walk farther because it might be against the law, like a traffic light. The four girls commiserate with each other. One whines, "What does a girl have to do to get respect in this town -- wear UNDERWEAR?" I can't go on with this because it would spoil the gags, but this episode is worth catching.

One of the better episodes for me. Kelly doesn't play her usual role which is very refreshing as i always got really sick of her being portrayd that way. She is ditched by a guy (a total jerk) and doesn't get a ride home when she refuses to put out. She's in the middle of nowhere but marches on to get home to Chicago. On the way she meets two other girls in the same situation, they start lamenting about being called t**mps and over the fact that it's the men that are the real t**mps as they are always willing to "do it" (which is 100% true). They decide to get even with Kelly's date and it's just hilarious. Also Bud who was on a date with a girl who had the measles show up at the end, where Kelly's date was left after the girls stole his car. Kelly's former date starts talking to Bud and laments himself to Bud that this t**mp named Kelly Bundy didn't put out. As Bud realizes that he's talking about his sister, he gives the guy a friendly hug, only to reveal afterwards that he got the measles from the girl he was with, and that he's highly contagious. "Consider that a gift from Kelly" he says and walks off. One of the few times that i've seen Bud sticking up for Kelly, and it's priceless!

Also, Kelly (Christina Applegate) looks absolutely gorgeous in this episode, wearing a red dress that makes her look so effortlessly beautiful.