Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

Traci Bingham: Lap Dancer

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Jefferson, you asked me to remind you when it's five o'clock so you can leave here before Marcy gets home.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Sure, Al. When is it?

  Al Bundy : It was about a half-hour ago.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [throwing off a lap dancer sitting on his lap]  Oh, no! I've got to get home!

  Lap Dancer : I was about to take you there.