Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Jefferson, we are all taking you out today to celebrate your wedding anniversary since you don't work.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : So, how come you guys are not at work?

  Al Bundy , Griff , Bob Rooney , Ike : We're sick.

  Officer Dan : Except for me. I'm working.

  Police Dispatcher : All units, all units, report to city hall. The mayor has been taken hostage by a group of...

  Officer Dan : [turns off his radio]  Blah, blah, blah, shut up!

• [Jefferson turns and drops his pants for the guys to see his new tattoo] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well? What do you guys think?

  Bob Rooney : [after a short pause]  I don't know. I think he left out the letter C.

  Al Bundy : Shut up!

  [to Jefferson; beat] 

  Al Bundy : Jefferson, I hate to say this... you may be married to Marcy. But your ass says "I Love Mary."