- Kelly Bundy: Bud, what's a simpleton?
- Bud Bundy: An idiot, a moron, a dolt, dullard, cretin. You know, someone a little smarter than you.
- Peggy Bundy: Well, we could play bring the big bad wolf over to this little Peggy. You know, you'll huff and I'll puff and then... well, that'll be about it.