Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Bald and the Beautiful (1989)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al Bundy : When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald. Looking at you guys, I realized 2 things: 1. I really miss shooting pool; and 2. I'm not bald, Steve's not bald, you guys are bald. Really bald. 100-watt soft white bald.

• Al Bundy : Let me see your head.

  [examines the back of Steve's head] 

  Al Bundy : Ah.

  Steve Rhoades : You see something, Al?

  Al Bundy : My reflection.

• Al Bundy : Insta Hair?

  Steve Rhoades : You betcha. You use this slime twice a day and in 2 weeks, Sasquatch city.