Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Chicago Wine Party (1992)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : All right... well, would you consider the plight of the speckled songbird? To preserve its melodious tone, we must protect this area from further development.

  Al Bundy : So those little bastards can sit outside my window and sing all night and I don't get no sleep?

• Al Bundy : [drunk]  Family, did you know that along with an election coming up, there's something big going on? They're trying to sneak by a two cent beer tax. Two cents! And what really gets to me is that the money that they're gonna raise, is gonna go for education! Well, I'll be damned if I'm paying two cents for some moron to learn how to read! I mean, where's it gonna end? I mean, pretty soon they'll be taxing... income!

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, Al, it's nice to see you care about something besides wondering whose back is hairier, yours or your dog's.

  Al Bundy : Or whose chest is hairier, mine or yours.

• Bud Bundy : Wait a minute, Mrs. D'Arcy. Support toxic waste dumps? You'd... You'd never vote for this.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Of course not. I've given you posters of the issues that I oppose. Because if people think the Bundys are for them, we know the whole neighborhood will vote the other way. We like to call it harnessing hate.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Everyone I know is going to vote for a woman, regardless of her qualifications or her stance on the issues.

• [after Al and Peggy have quick moment behind the couch] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, I guess I can't persuade you on the beer tax since it brings you so many seconds of pleasure.