Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Chicago Wine Party (1992)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Jefferson D'Arcy : Actually, I wouldn't mind having a woman as president, especially if it was you, Marcy. 'Cause I'd make a great first lady. Yep, and I'd have a big, important issue like, uh, no littering or, uh, or nice hair for everyone. You know, national hair-care centers.

  Kelly Bundy : God, how cool!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, I think I could do a lot of good being in bed with the president. And I really believe that if anybody could, I could make them forget about Jackie Kennedy. And you know I don't mind prancing it for the voters.

  [to Marcy] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : And then, when you get shot... I'd marry a rich Greek. 'Course, she'd have to shave her legs and under her arms, oh, and her lip. Then she'd die, leave me a fortune and I'd become an editor.