Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Computer Show (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Al : Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country. Computers and women.

  Peggy : Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.

  Al : I'm not interested in either one.

• Al : [sitting on the couch, petting Buck]  You know, I just realized that we got someone in this house that eats, lies around all day and does absolutely nothing.

  Peggy : Aw, Buck is cute.

  Al : I was talking about you, Peg.

• Al : This computer cost me a fortune. Now, I don't plan to watch our money go down the drain like I did with the stove and the refrigerator and our marriage certificate. Now as I slowly sink into bankrupcy, I want to have a memory. So, I want you to do something - ANYTHING - with that computer.

  Peggy : [scene flips. The computer now sits on a desk of its own and is accompanied by a printer and a phone]  There. You happy, Al?

  Al : [sarcastically]  Yeah, couldn't be happier.

• Peggy : I didn't marry a happy man.

  Al : No, you did, Peg. You just turned him into me.

• Peggy Bundy : I don't even know how to use it. I don't even know why we need it. All I know is I want it.