Married... with Children (TV Series)

The D'Arcy Files (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : [considering the bright prospects of street begging to fund their business enterprise]  We'll have Bud and Kelly's opened in no time.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, wait a minute. It was my idea. We're gonna name it after me.

  Bud Bundy : Hmm. There's already a place called 'In-N-Out.'

  [fleeing as she chases him up the stairs] 

• Bud Bundy : Dad. Great news, Dad. Kelly and I wanna start up our own business.

  Kelly Bundy : So will you loan us $5,000?

  Al : [sarcastically]  Well, sure. Jody, Buffy, let me truck on over here to the wall safe. Nobody look.

  [Kelly covers her eyes as Al gets up and takes a portrait off the wall] 

  Al : Well, strike me blind and call me Charlie. It's been took. Quick. After them.

  [goes back to his seat] 

  Al : I'll wait over here by the ball game.

  Kelly Bundy : I didn't even know we had a wall safe.

  Bud Bundy : Too bad it's gone. Your brains were in it.