Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Egg and I (1992)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• [Marcy pulls apart Steve and Jefferson fighting after meeting each other for the first time] 

  Steve : He's your husband? Were you hurt so bad when I divorced you, you'd marry "this"? Whoa, the desperation!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : This is the mighty Steve? The one you used to throw in my face? The one who, "wasn't much to look at, but at least he has a job."

  Steve : Oh, you gigolos make me sick. Just because a man divoces his wife, you can move right in and marry her. Well, I'm back. So you can pack up your hair and profile. And find another heartbroken, discarded, middle-agged woman to marry, and leave us decent folk to our happy home.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Pardon me, Yogi. You're not welcome here. Marcy has a real man now.

  Steve : Is that right? According to my watch, it's 10:22 PM. When I was married to her, we were never sleeping at 10:22.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : She's just resting. She's been on the tilt-a-whirl since 6:00 PM.